Change in Tradition: No Presidential Pardon for Turkey

"Hmmmnnn....kinda greasy...slimy, actually....
way too old a bird...too many toxins in the
blood. I think the white meat is tainted.
But there is a certain...deja vu...to
tearing up this bird's ass!?!"

What can I say, Mr. President;
you're spot on in your analysis!

Back in the kitchen....
short work was made of your recent kill!

"Hey, when I said I wanted to help feed people, this
isn't what I had in mind! I didn't mean what I meant
when I said what I said, and now I wanna recant
since it cost me--I'm dead! Hey--I can come back from this--
I'm still good!"

Wah wah wah!

This Thanksgiving....
there's...
"NO REPRIEVE FOR NASTY OLD MEN"

What a turkey.

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