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Badge of Honor



Remarkably, the Boy Scouts use 3 fingers.
Personally, I've only ever been able to handle one.



"...

the Boy Scouts of America, a time-honored

institution representing only a portion

of these United and free States of America,

we the duly self-appointed Clan of Conformity

and Conservatism do hereby present this

Certificate to establish the traits we love and

respect most of the Scouts.

* Creating a necessary divide in the citizens of this country.

* Promoting the myth that homosexuals are second-class

citizens, incapable of upholding the Scout traditions.

*Failing to uphold the very character traits you supposedly

subscribe to and no longer instill in your charges.

* Denigrating the spirit of adult and juvenile

homosexuals by considering them separate and unequal.

*Continuing an American pass time with a

stain of exclusivity and elitism.

* Providing children with essential tools such as

judgementalness, condescension, prejudice,

and especially hypocrisy.

* Promoting the importance of living a shameful lie to

please othersrather than being honest and forthright.

* Putting a halt to the Homosexual Agenda's efforts to

create solid, integrated, healthy lives for all their generations

rather than allowing us to teach them how to suppress

and despise themselves.

We, also proud Americans beholding to the Christian

morals this country was founded on, applaud your efforts and

stand by you in your ongoing fight for honor.

Sincerely,

The Ku Klux Klan of America

Another venerable old institution dedicated to

keeping this country great! "

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