Are Both of Their Two Faces Changing?

These 'changing' times!

So the Catholics are seeking to restructure and put on a new face

(since they lost so much of the old one, double-sided one,)

and of course it wasn't the pain they caused or the immorality of

their 'beliefs' and postulations that led to their supposed

about-face, but the loss of attendants (i.e.,

money, the true spine of the business of peddling Catholicism.)

(By the way, NBC News reported a few weeks back that the American South

and Latin America are the two areas where Catholicism is spreading most.

Not surprising; the two areas most filled with backwards bigots who enjoy the

Dark Ages. I imagine the dogma is popular.)

Republicans are looking to reinvent themselves and go back on all their

prior positions so that they can get back supporters and funding.

Who knew that 'morality' was just a cover story, and they were really

petty power-hungry despots targeting the lowest common denominators?

(Well, pretty much everybody, but why quibble.)

Who knew that morality was so easily bought and paid for...

or that it would be 'unpopularity' that was required to end decades

of immoral behavior on behalf of the church and a political party?

The devil can change its outfit, but you'll always know him

by his song and dance. And now we truly know the depths of their

cantankerous convictions; we know what's in the hearts of

these meek and lowly souls. "Any means to an end."

Good to know.

(Or, more to the point--good to not know them.)

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Hell's Belles

So which of these self-important pricks will get to dance with the Devil at the Ball?

"Devils with their red dresses, red dresses, red

dresses, devils with their red dresses ON!"

Well, the gala event is almost at a close.

Thank goodness the Catholic church did us all a

favor and bought all the media outlets in the

country this past month, lest we would have had

to do without 24-hour-a-day romanticized coverage

of the cult's ritual's bullshit.

Yup, it's been a news-blackout as some

news-anchors drooled over the beauty

of ceremonies and architecture like hasn't

been seen since Katie Couric used to interview

big-name actors.

Promenading, flowery puff pieces with no backbone

and zero bite as the networks don't want to

piss off the wealthiest and one of the most

prominent businesses of our time; the thought-

control soul police of the 'Christian' church.

The media blew off as an after-thought the

'allegations' of the church's sex abuse crimes.

(Allegations? Sell-out bitches, PLEEZE!

They just paid another dozen-or-so million out to

silence a bunch more victims in California.

Attention: Child Rapists; the Catholic church

is the place for you to go!
Even in America, the walls of the church are

equally as safe as the vaunted self-regulating

sovereign country/state of Vatican City!)

Well, every good host knows the way to

enjoy a good soiree is to just sweep the

dirt under the rug; there's no way to get

everything clean in time for all the guests we

want to impress.

As for that smoke...

Blowing smoke seems to be what these

smarmy bastards do best.

Yay. (Yawn.) There's a new Pope.

Someone to carry on the same-old traditions

that the murdering Crusades spent so much

time and energy on in spreading the 'loving'

word of such a kindly deity.

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