Hey a quick shout-out to that particularly nasty wretched
whore from the Friendship United Methodist Church
(rhymes with 'Scrotum') and her demon-infested heart!
Honey, the only way you'll ever have Jesus in you is if
you swallow a crucifix!
And as 'Thanks' for you showing your ass in front of all
the volunteers and food recipients on Saturday, I offer you
my blatantly guilty-pleasure new favorite saying;
"GO MEASURE YOUR HOLE!"
('Course, you might need a face mask, some bug spray, and
a flashlight...but get to it, Sour Puss! Ain't nobody else looking
for it!)
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