Queer Week in Review

Well, Ricky ("The Ejaculation") Sanitarium's rise in the poles

--er, I mean polls--

as well as his sweeping wins, has destroyed my Faith in

even the worst and stupidest of this country.....

My Family is not invalidated by your weak and misguided

interpretation of it, and likewise yours is not

superior because you believe it to be so...

and the Freedom everybody wants is freedom from

the imposed religion of crack pot closet case assholes such as

yourself, young lady.

Yeah...I think you're done here.

Well, in a week's time, Two-Bitt Romney has changed religions,

his view on everything (three times--not counting changing it

back to the original position,) he's officiated over

the undesired 'conversions' of a dozen corpses,

and he got six blow jobs from unnamed fellow

mid-life crisis putzes in the men's restroom.

Also, a great new joke regarding Romney made the circuits;

He's running for Presidential nominee!

Okay, okay....the new joke is:

"A conservative, a liberal, a moderate, and an undecided walk

in a bar. The bartender says "Hi, Mitt!"

(By the way, there are plenty of excellent works on the

exposing of Mormon's founder Joseph Smith's

extensive con-artistry and charlatanism...

just google it for a chuckle!)

"Boo" to Jon Stewart for his nasty remarks towards

Glitter Bombers. The equal-opportunity lampooner

referred to those hitting the Re-pube-lickin' candidates

for their anti-gay stances as being 'petulant children.'

Although not the most effective campaign, the

non-violent civil disobedience of G-B'ing is intended

to bring note to the violence and prejudice being

promoted and sustained by these powerful, rich,

exceedingly stupid white men who are above the law.

The message here? Cuteness is no longer appreciated.

 Just bring a fucking gun and use it.

Nut Granny-Grinch continues to rake in millions by feeding

off his rhetoric regarding gay marriages' evils and the

Pink Threat posed by us queers. True to form,

his own actual evil deeds are left off the table.

Ah! Who's this strapping young conservative prepster?

The gay Andrew McCarthy? A new Mormon stripper?

Liza Minnelli and Paul Lynde's love child?

Nah! It's Michael Berry! Conservative,

Republican, anti-Muslim, Texas-based (ugh!,) uptight

former-city-councilman-cum-radio-show-host....

who is claiming that he has been framed for a hit-and-run

accident in Houston a few weeks back.

Why 'framed,' you ask?

Wait for it.

The hit-and-run, in addition to being illegal,

of course, took place during a drag show....

outside of a gay bar.... in a gay neighborhood.

Now there is video footage from the bar that's been released,

in addition to the eye witnesses, the physical

description, the car being identified,

and the license plate being copied down.

Big surprise; no investigation pending,

no charges filed against the right-winger

with political connections.

Sissy Elton John Update;

still a pussy, still a fraud, still ugly as sin

and threatening to continue aging 'not at all well,'

still megalomaniacal, still hypocritical.

Move on, honey.

So, who's this fetching Queer fella trolling

the man-for-man forums on craigslist and such?

Super out activist? Hustler? Closeted Republican Presidential nominee?

Naw, sillies! It's Sheriff Paul Babeu! The super right-wing,

anti-immigration Arizona sheriff from Pinal County.

(I'm gonna go out on a big, thick limb and assume that's

pronounced 'penal.')

He's pictured here with..oh, come on--you can finish

my sentence for me! You can't make this shit up!
He's pictured here with his Mexican boy-toy,

the barely legal (age) and not-at-all legal immigration

status lover of afore-mentioned dutiful sheriff.

According to reports, after the sheriff was caught

cheating on his boyfriend, they broke up. The sheriff

subsequently threatened to sue, arrest, and deport

the young man--and his brother-- for potentially

causing problems with his future lovers, his position,

and his bid for congress.

(You might know ol' Paul from his appearance on

white-supremacist radio shows (including Fox News,)

 his support of John

McCain with the 'Danged Fence" ad against illegal

immigration, or his conservative tough guy stances in other media!)

(Did I mention that 'Sheriff Seeking Brown Border Boy Love'

is also a Romney campaign co-chair? Well--whoops!--

not anymore, obviously!)

And, finally, THANKFULLY, some positive news

for the week in gay!
Matt Bomer, star of 'White Collar' and the upcoming

"Magic Mike" movie (yum!)

came out this week, via awards show and article

and press release!

Open, proud, cards on the table, living free.

That's all we can do; Thank you, Matt!

Now, until the Re-pube-lickers announce their

mystery last-ditch candidate, I'm outtie!

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