Inaugural Imbalance

So, after Obama's last MAJOR faux pas of having
heretical Hate-monger Pastor Rick 'Li'l Dick' Warren
giving the prayer at his inauguration, I thought maybe
he would have learned his lesson from the blow back
of upset over his choice.

(Actually, I figured the pick was an effort to calm all
the squirrelly nut fanatics who were mad that he'd won,
but...)

So when I heard the news that openly-gay artist/poet
Richard Blanco was going to be the Inaugural Poet for 2013,
I was elated at the choice! (Silly, silly rabbit.)

Now we find out that Pastor Louie Giglio (yes, it does
look a lot like 'gigilo,' and I think it's no coincidence) is
doing the Benediction later this month. Benediction,
as in Benediction Arnold.....another sell-out faglione.

Now Giglio has a history of anti-gay speech under guise of
Christianity (Huff Post on Giglio) and, as we all know, the
people who are most virulently opposed to us...who make
an agenda out of proving how 'not gay' they are...are those
loveliest of lovelies, the closeted homosexuals of the world.
Those self-loathing, self-denying sorts who fill the churches
and political halls of the world.

(Now, be honest; when you saw the two pictures above,
could you tell which one was the 'out, proud, gay man and
poet' and which was the 'supremely anti-gay supposedly-
godly-spokesperson who likes privately sucking cock in
the confessional?' Of course ya couldn't.)

Well, balancing out progress with backwardness doesn't
exactly make it a wash, and it certainly doesn't make it
balanced and right. Oh well, O...we know you're not perfect,
but come on with the hate-monger affiliation already!

Stop tolerating and propping up these people; you should be
using your Inauguration to take a pointed stand against these
sorts of people in our society, even as they attempt to demonize,
vilify, and eliminate us from the world (except when everyone's
attention is turned on them, of course.)

It's counter to the message supposedly supported by the
Administration and you can't have it both ways. Time to stop
tolerating the religious cults' hate agenda and stand up against
them firmly.

Coincidentally enough, Giglio is on a 'mission' (targeted at young
people specifically (Mmm-hmmn!) with his Passion crusade, focusing
on ending human trafficking and enslavement worldwide! I'm busting a
gut! So you're spreading YOUR version on enslavement and mental
inculcation under the banner of eliminating other peoples' wrong-doings
of a similar order! Too rich...funny, even, if not so horribly, tragically
wrong.

As of this last minute, Giglio is no longer 'on the program.' No word on
who reneged, but...since he was unwilling to give commentary on his
current feelings toward the LGBTQ community (which he refuses to be
a part of in the light of day,) I guess we can figure it out.

"Too much attention....chorus boys and hustlers....will start being
interviewed soon...must pull out!"
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Let the Sausage-Fest Begin!

Awww!
Republicans are all right!

They only hate women, the poor,

blacks, Hispanics, gays, and

pretty much everyone else not white,

male, rich, and conservative

because they have some real

issues of their own!

(Not the least of which is a

shit-load of closeted,

self-loathing, denial-based queers

who will sell out all the rest of us

for their own power and placement.)

Mark Foley, Jim West, Tucker Carlson.

Marcus Bachmann, Ken Mehlman, Ed Schrock.

Charlie Crist, Philip Hinkle, Paul Babeu.

Larry Craig, Mark Kirk, Jeffrey Nielsen.

Roberto Arango, Chris Myers, Andy Gipson.

Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy.

Jim McGreevey, Greg Davis, Aaron Schock.

These are just a handful of the closeted homos

who maintained staunch Republicanism

on all things anti-gay in their positions as

senators, congressmen, governors, and so on.

(Yeah, a few were outed or came out,

which doesn't erase the abuses. It's so

pathetic and disgusting that it would be

darkly humorous...if not for all the bans and limits

on rights, the cutting of funds, the promotion

of hate and bias and myth, the questioning

of our humanity, and the delivering of contempt

and hostility.)

The sex industry (legal and otherwise) in Tampa

is getting a big boost this week, thanks to all

the extra dough that wealthy, closeted, sell-out

queers in the Republican party will be spending

locally while ostensibly down there for the RNC.

Yes, Isaac isn't the only thang blowing into town, hon.

Break our balls in the evening for the cameras,

get sucked off by young boys in the wee hours.

America; you gotta love it.

It's a sickness within the Republican party, this

duplicitous, dualistic, repression and phonyness.

And of course the straight boys in the GOP are

cool with 'it' as long as you keep completely mum and

successfully convince the public that your marriage

isn't a sham. And have enough money for pay-offs.

I wonder how much the RNC paid off TPD and the

Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department to keep

the lid on all their Down-Low adventures this week?

How many favors will be owed to the City of Tampa to

sweep would-be arrests under the rug?
To keep the normally active undercover Tampa cops from

performing pick-ups or stings or entrapment?

Hell, this year's Republican rush for the nomination

seemed like a casting call for an all-gay movie;

Perry, Romney, Santorum?
Please!

Y'all definitely protest too much.

It definitely takes one to know one,

and no matter how much smoke and mirrors you use,

you all have the Mark of the Fag.

And Miss Ryan looks to be the biggest 'Mo of all.

I understand that self-hate is a powerful thing,

but if these tired queens would put the energy

and power that they put into finding and sucking cock,

into living their life well, it'd all be good.

(Cuz there's no secret to hide if you're only

thinking about doing something, right?! Mmm-hmnnn.)

Happy "Subversion of All Things Right and True"

at your little Hate-Fest and Masquerade Ball

this week. You're only fooling yourselves.

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Better Late Than Never...

Anyone with a working TV or radio must

surely know that Katie Holmes has escaped

from sociopath cultist Tom Cruise, and

has filed for divorce.

It's uncertain if she skipped a brainwashing session,

or he forgot to put the drugs in her cereal,

or perhaps she was bust loose by concerned

friends and family.

Nonetheless, she's free, and hopefully with

millions and millions of dollars in savings

to help set up a new life. Cuz girlfriend, the therapy

bills alone are gonna eat your ass up!

Here's their very well-adjusted seeming daughter, Suri.

Now, I don't know how many female serial killers

there have been...but it's

probably more than we know, because I

imagine women are more subtle and less

likely to leave a trail or draw attention

to themselves. But I digress.

Between the combo of Cruise's alien-hybrid

DNA coursing through her veins (likely

more accurate to say 'cursing through her,'

in this case,) as well as the prisoner-in-a-compound

psycho upbringing she faced during her

formative years, and witnessing her

mother be abused and subjugated

daily, this chick is probably gonna

make a splash as a real-life

La Femme Nikita, or afore-mentioned

barely heard of serial murderer.

Let's just hope it doesn't turn into an

O.J. sitch;

these narcissistic crazies are of the strictly

"If I can't have you, no one will" variety....

dead-eyed, nobody-home, sorry-ass

freakazoid daddy-fuckers.

It seems to always take a tragedy for

people to wake the hell up to what's right in front

of their faces.

Ladies...and gents....and kids of all ages;

when you smell trouble brewing,

get the hell out.

Sooner is better than later.

Trust your guts.

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Well...maybe "openly gay people!"

But otherwise...AMEN!

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Jason Russell Video: "Bone-y 2012"

I'll say this much; it isn't at all funny, and it is sad.
But if anyone thinks this is anything more than a
result of addiction, or mental illness, or 23 years
of living as a severely closeted homosexual, wake up.
(Maybe all of the above is accurate.)

There are far too many problems with the organization
backing the "KONY 2012" film  to dismiss them. 
The best breakdown I have seen can be read here:
Invisible Children Con

As always, ignore the smiles and pretenses; the truth
always comes out in the end.

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Little Ricky-Dicky-Taffy's new campaign song

I am officially announcing Little Ricky Sanitarium's new campaign
song, "Domino" by Jessie J and featuring Katy Perry!

Finally, the square is getting hip!

Now, to have some fun with it, see if you can find all the lyrics
that relate to Little Ricky! One point each!

(And, no, it isn't as simple as the 'down on my knees' reference...
although that is valid, so go on ahead and give yourselves a
free starter point.)

"Uh-oh, it's Domino..."

Somebody's headed for a fall.

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Queer Week in Review

Well, Ricky ("The Ejaculation") Sanitarium's rise in the poles

--er, I mean polls--

as well as his sweeping wins, has destroyed my Faith in

even the worst and stupidest of this country.....

My Family is not invalidated by your weak and misguided

interpretation of it, and likewise yours is not

superior because you believe it to be so...

and the Freedom everybody wants is freedom from

the imposed religion of crack pot closet case assholes such as

yourself, young lady.

Yeah...I think you're done here.

Well, in a week's time, Two-Bitt Romney has changed religions,

his view on everything (three times--not counting changing it

back to the original position,) he's officiated over

the undesired 'conversions' of a dozen corpses,

and he got six blow jobs from unnamed fellow

mid-life crisis putzes in the men's restroom.

Also, a great new joke regarding Romney made the circuits;

He's running for Presidential nominee!

Okay, okay....the new joke is:

"A conservative, a liberal, a moderate, and an undecided walk

in a bar. The bartender says "Hi, Mitt!"

(By the way, there are plenty of excellent works on the

exposing of Mormon's founder Joseph Smith's

extensive con-artistry and charlatanism...

just google it for a chuckle!)

"Boo" to Jon Stewart for his nasty remarks towards

Glitter Bombers. The equal-opportunity lampooner

referred to those hitting the Re-pube-lickin' candidates

for their anti-gay stances as being 'petulant children.'

Although not the most effective campaign, the

non-violent civil disobedience of G-B'ing is intended

to bring note to the violence and prejudice being

promoted and sustained by these powerful, rich,

exceedingly stupid white men who are above the law.

The message here? Cuteness is no longer appreciated.

 Just bring a fucking gun and use it.

Nut Granny-Grinch continues to rake in millions by feeding

off his rhetoric regarding gay marriages' evils and the

Pink Threat posed by us queers. True to form,

his own actual evil deeds are left off the table.

Ah! Who's this strapping young conservative prepster?

The gay Andrew McCarthy? A new Mormon stripper?

Liza Minnelli and Paul Lynde's love child?

Nah! It's Michael Berry! Conservative,

Republican, anti-Muslim, Texas-based (ugh!,) uptight

former-city-councilman-cum-radio-show-host....

who is claiming that he has been framed for a hit-and-run

accident in Houston a few weeks back.

Why 'framed,' you ask?

Wait for it.

The hit-and-run, in addition to being illegal,

of course, took place during a drag show....

outside of a gay bar.... in a gay neighborhood.

Now there is video footage from the bar that's been released,

in addition to the eye witnesses, the physical

description, the car being identified,

and the license plate being copied down.

Big surprise; no investigation pending,

no charges filed against the right-winger

with political connections.

Sissy Elton John Update;

still a pussy, still a fraud, still ugly as sin

and threatening to continue aging 'not at all well,'

still megalomaniacal, still hypocritical.

Move on, honey.

So, who's this fetching Queer fella trolling

the man-for-man forums on craigslist and such?

Super out activist? Hustler? Closeted Republican Presidential nominee?

Naw, sillies! It's Sheriff Paul Babeu! The super right-wing,

anti-immigration Arizona sheriff from Pinal County.

(I'm gonna go out on a big, thick limb and assume that's

pronounced 'penal.')

He's pictured here with..oh, come on--you can finish

my sentence for me! You can't make this shit up!
He's pictured here with his Mexican boy-toy,

the barely legal (age) and not-at-all legal immigration

status lover of afore-mentioned dutiful sheriff.

According to reports, after the sheriff was caught

cheating on his boyfriend, they broke up. The sheriff

subsequently threatened to sue, arrest, and deport

the young man--and his brother-- for potentially

causing problems with his future lovers, his position,

and his bid for congress.

(You might know ol' Paul from his appearance on

white-supremacist radio shows (including Fox News,)

 his support of John

McCain with the 'Danged Fence" ad against illegal

immigration, or his conservative tough guy stances in other media!)

(Did I mention that 'Sheriff Seeking Brown Border Boy Love'

is also a Romney campaign co-chair? Well--whoops!--

not anymore, obviously!)

And, finally, THANKFULLY, some positive news

for the week in gay!
Matt Bomer, star of 'White Collar' and the upcoming

"Magic Mike" movie (yum!)

came out this week, via awards show and article

and press release!

Open, proud, cards on the table, living free.

That's all we can do; Thank you, Matt!

Now, until the Re-pube-lickers announce their

mystery last-ditch candidate, I'm outtie!

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"Please...Somebody Notice Me!"

Santorum's introduces new campaign slogan: "A-Duuhhhh!"

So, little Ricky Santorum realized that his idiotic quotes were not being as
readily bandied about as other more attention-grabbing douche-bags
like say Trump, Perry, or Gingrich.

In order to compete, he felt he needed an extra dumb-ass 'oomph' that
would legitimize him in the so-called minds of the scary Republican Reich.

So he comes up with yet another nut-bag anti-gay remark (since those
have been so popular in getting air time for his imbecile counterparts
these past few weeks.)

Honestly, I don't know if he thinks he's fooling anyone into thinking he's
anything more than another closeted self-hating Queer himself, but,
hey, that his pollsters job to predict, not mine.

He says that the reason so much fewer young people are getting
married is due to gay marriage being promoted. Then he linked to an
article in the Huffington Post (via his twit) that spoke to a myriad of
reasons why less young people are getting married, none of them
related in any way to 'allowing' homosexuals to do so.

Ricky, I think what you meant to say, you inarticulate jiz-swiggler,
is that less and less homosexuals like yourself are feeling the need to
hide who they are. As we learn to love ourselves and no longer need
to dupe unsuspecting straight women into faux beard relations,
the need for false-pretense marriage lessens and there are then less
statistical marriages.

So, back to the facts, Jack; if you are concerned about the number
of marriages occurring, then stop fighting marriage equality and the
number of marriages will rise. Because quality, loving same-sex
relationships are not invalidated just because the right to marry is
irrationally denied. And no on else is playing your little shell game.

Your lies and fake 'tough guy' posturing are not worth the price
it takes on your soul, or the lives of others. Move on.

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