Every Body Part Scrutinzed

Boehner best be glad that all she did was roll

her eyes. If that spineless, weepy, prick

had dissed me in front of the world on

my man's day, I'd have bitch-slapped the

pale right off his empty, thick head.

There would have been some expensive

furniture moving around up in there.

You GO, Michelle, showing that restraint

for that ignorant putz.

Hey--look at it like this, 'news' crews with

absolutely nothing of value to report;

the FLOTUS is the representative of the

people, and she is supposed to do what we

would like for her to.

"Bitch, pleez...mind yer bizness, and your place, L'il Johnny!"



And I guarantee you the rest of the country

is tired of Ol' Johnny's nasty ass, and

wished we could--at the very least--

roll our eyes to show our disrespect.

(What's his approval rating these days?
Ten percent?)

On to more tepid worthlessness in the headlines;

Singer's voice was prerecorded.

No shit.

Now MOVE THE FUCK ON!

Quit giving over time to the Haters,

because they got served.

And they just can't cope.

Inauguration 'too expensive?'

Yeah, I'm sure Romney would have footed his own bill...

or had cheese sandwiches in the grass in order to

keep spending down.

'Too much diversity present?'

Well, about damned time after decades of NO

representation. Times are changing.

Pull your heads out of your asses so

you can tell which direction to walk.

And then

GET TO STEPPIN'!

Here's a body part ya missed:

(You tell 'em, O!

My sentiments exactly!)

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