They Won't Subside Until You're Frantic & Screaming

Ricin letters mailed to the President.

Fertilizer explosions...'near Waco.'

Terrorist bombs at a marathon.

All within 2 days time of one another.

Probable attack from within.

All connected?

I don't bring these things up to worry and

work your nerves over. It's not designed to incite a riot

or be the 'first' to make the most outlandish speculative

nonsensical charge. I don't even have a conspiratorial

angle to push.

But rest assured, many do.

No, I mention the possibility of connection to say

that there is nothing new under the sun.

Even IF all of this week's events turn out to

be more than coincidental, and even if there is

some vast network of dissatisfied people

working against America (big surprise!)

it will certainly not be the end of the world,

nor anything remotely close to it.

Whatever the day brings--

we got this.

None of it is as Big and Scary and Unknown

or Insurmountable as the people who really

stand to profit from your fear and loathing would have

you believe. Stoking the fires, planting the seeds,

revving our engines, inundating us with worst case

scenarios and the like.

The shocking thing is that in a topsy turvy world

like this, this sort of crazy doings doesn't happen

more regularly. Makes it seem even more

wild when it does pop up from time to time.

But it makes more sense that it's all connected,

and that we narrowly avoid disaster on a daily

basis. That's just the way of the world.

Getting worked into a frenzy over it is a choice.

Don't let the fear-mongers and puppeteers

send you into orbit with their imbalanced horseshit.

***

Every Body Part Scrutinzed

Boehner best be glad that all she did was roll

her eyes. If that spineless, weepy, prick

had dissed me in front of the world on

my man's day, I'd have bitch-slapped the

pale right off his empty, thick head.

There would have been some expensive

furniture moving around up in there.

You GO, Michelle, showing that restraint

for that ignorant putz.

Hey--look at it like this, 'news' crews with

absolutely nothing of value to report;

the FLOTUS is the representative of the

people, and she is supposed to do what we

would like for her to.

"Bitch, pleez...mind yer bizness, and your place, L'il Johnny!"



And I guarantee you the rest of the country

is tired of Ol' Johnny's nasty ass, and

wished we could--at the very least--

roll our eyes to show our disrespect.

(What's his approval rating these days?
Ten percent?)

On to more tepid worthlessness in the headlines;

Singer's voice was prerecorded.

No shit.

Now MOVE THE FUCK ON!

Quit giving over time to the Haters,

because they got served.

And they just can't cope.

Inauguration 'too expensive?'

Yeah, I'm sure Romney would have footed his own bill...

or had cheese sandwiches in the grass in order to

keep spending down.

'Too much diversity present?'

Well, about damned time after decades of NO

representation. Times are changing.

Pull your heads out of your asses so

you can tell which direction to walk.

And then

GET TO STEPPIN'!

Here's a body part ya missed:

(You tell 'em, O!

My sentiments exactly!)

***

Inaugural Imbalance

So, after Obama's last MAJOR faux pas of having
heretical Hate-monger Pastor Rick 'Li'l Dick' Warren
giving the prayer at his inauguration, I thought maybe
he would have learned his lesson from the blow back
of upset over his choice.

(Actually, I figured the pick was an effort to calm all
the squirrelly nut fanatics who were mad that he'd won,
but...)

So when I heard the news that openly-gay artist/poet
Richard Blanco was going to be the Inaugural Poet for 2013,
I was elated at the choice! (Silly, silly rabbit.)

Now we find out that Pastor Louie Giglio (yes, it does
look a lot like 'gigilo,' and I think it's no coincidence) is
doing the Benediction later this month. Benediction,
as in Benediction Arnold.....another sell-out faglione.

Now Giglio has a history of anti-gay speech under guise of
Christianity (Huff Post on Giglio) and, as we all know, the
people who are most virulently opposed to us...who make
an agenda out of proving how 'not gay' they are...are those
loveliest of lovelies, the closeted homosexuals of the world.
Those self-loathing, self-denying sorts who fill the churches
and political halls of the world.

(Now, be honest; when you saw the two pictures above,
could you tell which one was the 'out, proud, gay man and
poet' and which was the 'supremely anti-gay supposedly-
godly-spokesperson who likes privately sucking cock in
the confessional?' Of course ya couldn't.)

Well, balancing out progress with backwardness doesn't
exactly make it a wash, and it certainly doesn't make it
balanced and right. Oh well, O...we know you're not perfect,
but come on with the hate-monger affiliation already!

Stop tolerating and propping up these people; you should be
using your Inauguration to take a pointed stand against these
sorts of people in our society, even as they attempt to demonize,
vilify, and eliminate us from the world (except when everyone's
attention is turned on them, of course.)

It's counter to the message supposedly supported by the
Administration and you can't have it both ways. Time to stop
tolerating the religious cults' hate agenda and stand up against
them firmly.

Coincidentally enough, Giglio is on a 'mission' (targeted at young
people specifically (Mmm-hmmn!) with his Passion crusade, focusing
on ending human trafficking and enslavement worldwide! I'm busting a
gut! So you're spreading YOUR version on enslavement and mental
inculcation under the banner of eliminating other peoples' wrong-doings
of a similar order! Too rich...funny, even, if not so horribly, tragically
wrong.

As of this last minute, Giglio is no longer 'on the program.' No word on
who reneged, but...since he was unwilling to give commentary on his
current feelings toward the LGBTQ community (which he refuses to be
a part of in the light of day,) I guess we can figure it out.

"Too much attention....chorus boys and hustlers....will start being
interviewed soon...must pull out!"
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Sho' Nuff

So, this man is soley responsible

for all the ills and misfortunes

in your little world, eh?

It's called 'projecting'...or

'scapegoating,' dear, and--

oh, never mind--it's a waste of breath!

Foolish people

can't be made to see clearly.

**

Reich in Front of Your Eyes

Now the truth can be told.

Mitt Romney is not actually interested

in running for the highest office in the land.

Yes, he is in fact signed up, running a

campaign, and is the official Republican pick

for Presidential nominee.

But Smitty is not looking to win.

He was just bored and wanted something to do,

and the chalet in the Alps was so 1987.

The traveling and the closing down businesses

and the spending sprees and the possessions

were so tedious and uninspiring.

So on a lark, he threw his hat in the ring.

And now that the shine is off that, too,

he's just letting himself go.

He's heavy-sweating, losing-his-cool,

not covering his tail, letting it all

hang out LOSIN' IT!

And he's not fit to run an evening

jog, let alone run the damned country!

***

Remember

The Price of Freedom

I was thinking of bayonets and horses again today.

Specifically, how I would rather be stuck with a bayonet in

a new version of the Boston Tea Party, or run over by a

horse being used by a new Paul Revere than stand in line

and wait behind the old couple at early voting at the courthouse.

And listen to the comedy of errors from their poor,

senile heads as they yammered on and on.

So, old befuddled Jed and Granny asked a million questions,

didn't understand uncontested races, didn't understand touch-screen,

and forgot their instructions as soon as they were told.

It took for-EV-er for Ma Kettle to finish up and

there's no telling who she voted for.

Feeble old coots going through all this in order to

exercise their democratic responsibility to the republic?

Should be awesomeness personified, right?
I'm just wondering if they even knew who the

candidates were. I imagine they were there to make

certain Millard Filmore got reelected.

Where's the fairness, too, since they'll likely be worm food

before November 6th, let alone Inauguration Day.

Ah, well, I endured...and Grandpa Willard was still

hard at work trying to finish his voting (before his

horse and buggy got fined for being illegally parked)

as I left the courthouse.

Still, after the experience, a good old Civil War doesn't

seem so difficult to survive. Nor does it seem so

difficult to imagine how it occurred.

(Now, I trust the folks at the Registrar's Office/Probate

Office, but this scene is likely to be repeated over

and over again with the populace of a mostly elderly retirement

community come election day. There are some skeevy

hoes volunteering at the polling places who could

take advantage of addle-brained seniors to promote

their candidate. Not that a Republican would ever

stoop to dirty tactics!!!!! Haaa! So, if you know an older

voter who may need help, PLEASE go with them!

Unless of course, you're the one intending to scam them!)

I cast my ballot to oppose greater tyranny,

to stop the spread of conservatism and oppression

of civil rights. But I can't shake the feeling that all I

did was kneecap one of the many angry cracker's votes.

As of my visit, 583 other persons had participated

in early voting. Approximately 10% of the

registered voter population in this area.

I imagine most are the zombified, clueless, oldsters

like those before me, muddling through the process,

spurred on by scare tactics and fear of the future.

Ah, well...at least the new "I Voted" stickers are cooler.

(Early Voting continues through Friday, November 2nd,

Monday thru Friday 9 to 5,

and special Saturday hours on October 27th, 9 to 4

at the Seminole County Courthouse, downtown)

**PLEASE NOTE:
YOU MUST have picture i.d.

and know what your name and address appears

as on the voter i.d. card! Be prepared!

***

The 47% Speak

JUST SAY "NO"

TO

'ROMNEY & RYAN"

in 2012...

BECAUSE "R & R"

IS THE LAST THING
WE NEED!

LET'S PUT
AMERICA
BACK TO WORK!

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Slasher Films Just Got Scarier

Well, at least they got a kiss before

they fucked each other.

The rest of us might as well

bend over and grab ankles,

cuz there's no dinner, no date,

no kiss, and no lube in our future.

***

Ann Romney stars in "Stop, Stop, Stoppity-Stop" whine-fest

(A parody is worth a thousand words; I refuse to
put atrocious Ann's sour puss up here and scare off readers!)

No...YOU stop it, you squirrelly scrunt.

If this is how you respond to criticism now, it's no doubt you and
your partner-in-crime are NOT ready to be elected for high public
office.

You won't even answer direct questions, you won't discuss issues,
you have no specific plans, you don't actually want the job of First
Lady, and you don't know if your husband can emotionally or
mentally handle the job of leading the nation!??! What the fuck!!!!

Yeah, once more--YOU STOP IT! It is hard, and you aren't
ready for this jelly.

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Storm Warnings

The President

may not be a Saint....

...but we SURE as hell

can't afford  another

White Devil

running things.

If you think things are bad now,

wait til a greasy, lying, money-hungry,

fanatical cultist with no connection to

the little people starts

shoving his religion and repressive

regime 

down everyone's throats.

You ain't seen nothin', yet.

Let's hope we don't.

***