Let the Sausage-Fest Begin!

Awww!
Republicans are all right!

They only hate women, the poor,

blacks, Hispanics, gays, and

pretty much everyone else not white,

male, rich, and conservative

because they have some real

issues of their own!

(Not the least of which is a

shit-load of closeted,

self-loathing, denial-based queers

who will sell out all the rest of us

for their own power and placement.)

Mark Foley, Jim West, Tucker Carlson.

Marcus Bachmann, Ken Mehlman, Ed Schrock.

Charlie Crist, Philip Hinkle, Paul Babeu.

Larry Craig, Mark Kirk, Jeffrey Nielsen.

Roberto Arango, Chris Myers, Andy Gipson.

Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy.

Jim McGreevey, Greg Davis, Aaron Schock.

These are just a handful of the closeted homos

who maintained staunch Republicanism

on all things anti-gay in their positions as

senators, congressmen, governors, and so on.

(Yeah, a few were outed or came out,

which doesn't erase the abuses. It's so

pathetic and disgusting that it would be

darkly humorous...if not for all the bans and limits

on rights, the cutting of funds, the promotion

of hate and bias and myth, the questioning

of our humanity, and the delivering of contempt

and hostility.)

The sex industry (legal and otherwise) in Tampa

is getting a big boost this week, thanks to all

the extra dough that wealthy, closeted, sell-out

queers in the Republican party will be spending

locally while ostensibly down there for the RNC.

Yes, Isaac isn't the only thang blowing into town, hon.

Break our balls in the evening for the cameras,

get sucked off by young boys in the wee hours.

America; you gotta love it.

It's a sickness within the Republican party, this

duplicitous, dualistic, repression and phonyness.

And of course the straight boys in the GOP are

cool with 'it' as long as you keep completely mum and

successfully convince the public that your marriage

isn't a sham. And have enough money for pay-offs.

I wonder how much the RNC paid off TPD and the

Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department to keep

the lid on all their Down-Low adventures this week?

How many favors will be owed to the City of Tampa to

sweep would-be arrests under the rug?
To keep the normally active undercover Tampa cops from

performing pick-ups or stings or entrapment?

Hell, this year's Republican rush for the nomination

seemed like a casting call for an all-gay movie;

Perry, Romney, Santorum?
Please!

Y'all definitely protest too much.

It definitely takes one to know one,

and no matter how much smoke and mirrors you use,

you all have the Mark of the Fag.

And Miss Ryan looks to be the biggest 'Mo of all.

I understand that self-hate is a powerful thing,

but if these tired queens would put the energy

and power that they put into finding and sucking cock,

into living their life well, it'd all be good.

(Cuz there's no secret to hide if you're only

thinking about doing something, right?! Mmm-hmnnn.)

Happy "Subversion of All Things Right and True"

at your little Hate-Fest and Masquerade Ball

this week. You're only fooling yourselves.

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