Both Sides Now

Vote Romney! If you want to get exactly the opposite of what he's promising!

His own face gives away the fact

that he's lying! (And so does his record!)

Here are the facts:

- No people skills

- No interest in disaster relief

- A Job Destroyer, not a Job Creator

- Out for special interests, especially big business

- No diplomatic skills

- Opposes stem cell research for you, but uses it himself

- Changed positions on every single major issue

- No interest in the poor or middle class

- Anti-woman, anti-black, anti-gay, anti-Latino

(and so on...and so on...)

But, hey--since Romney is allllll about

helping America out and saving us all from

these hard times we're in...so concerned

about the future of this country...I guess

when he loses the election he'll be

dedicating all his time to volunteering.

You know...like he has been with the bottled water

and the soup kitchen theatrics lately.

Or assisting our President fulfill the

wishes of the people in this nation, right?

It must be true...

cuz he told me so himself!

Our one-man

King Arthur riding in on his white (700) horsepower

Royals Royce...out of the goodness of his

blessed little Christian heart. What a guy.

Just Another Resource for the Man

Good stuff! (In case you thought there was anyone who hadn't called Willard
on his horseshit yet! Go Rosie!

For More Insights....

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The Price of Freedom

I was thinking of bayonets and horses again today.

Specifically, how I would rather be stuck with a bayonet in

a new version of the Boston Tea Party, or run over by a

horse being used by a new Paul Revere than stand in line

and wait behind the old couple at early voting at the courthouse.

And listen to the comedy of errors from their poor,

senile heads as they yammered on and on.

So, old befuddled Jed and Granny asked a million questions,

didn't understand uncontested races, didn't understand touch-screen,

and forgot their instructions as soon as they were told.

It took for-EV-er for Ma Kettle to finish up and

there's no telling who she voted for.

Feeble old coots going through all this in order to

exercise their democratic responsibility to the republic?

Should be awesomeness personified, right?
I'm just wondering if they even knew who the

candidates were. I imagine they were there to make

certain Millard Filmore got reelected.

Where's the fairness, too, since they'll likely be worm food

before November 6th, let alone Inauguration Day.

Ah, well, I endured...and Grandpa Willard was still

hard at work trying to finish his voting (before his

horse and buggy got fined for being illegally parked)

as I left the courthouse.

Still, after the experience, a good old Civil War doesn't

seem so difficult to survive. Nor does it seem so

difficult to imagine how it occurred.

(Now, I trust the folks at the Registrar's Office/Probate

Office, but this scene is likely to be repeated over

and over again with the populace of a mostly elderly retirement

community come election day. There are some skeevy

hoes volunteering at the polling places who could

take advantage of addle-brained seniors to promote

their candidate. Not that a Republican would ever

stoop to dirty tactics!!!!! Haaa! So, if you know an older

voter who may need help, PLEASE go with them!

Unless of course, you're the one intending to scam them!)

I cast my ballot to oppose greater tyranny,

to stop the spread of conservatism and oppression

of civil rights. But I can't shake the feeling that all I

did was kneecap one of the many angry cracker's votes.

As of my visit, 583 other persons had participated

in early voting. Approximately 10% of the

registered voter population in this area.

I imagine most are the zombified, clueless, oldsters

like those before me, muddling through the process,

spurred on by scare tactics and fear of the future.

Ah, well...at least the new "I Voted" stickers are cooler.

(Early Voting continues through Friday, November 2nd,

Monday thru Friday 9 to 5,

and special Saturday hours on October 27th, 9 to 4

at the Seminole County Courthouse, downtown)

**PLEASE NOTE:
YOU MUST have picture i.d.

and know what your name and address appears

as on the voter i.d. card! Be prepared!

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Slasher Films Just Got Scarier

Well, at least they got a kiss before

they fucked each other.

The rest of us might as well

bend over and grab ankles,

cuz there's no dinner, no date,

no kiss, and no lube in our future.

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(Some) Truth in Advertising

(annnnnd, now for the rest:)

"We should; We own it!

Now, elect us so we can rid it

of all the undesirables!"

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Let the Sausage-Fest Begin!

Awww!
Republicans are all right!

They only hate women, the poor,

blacks, Hispanics, gays, and

pretty much everyone else not white,

male, rich, and conservative

because they have some real

issues of their own!

(Not the least of which is a

shit-load of closeted,

self-loathing, denial-based queers

who will sell out all the rest of us

for their own power and placement.)

Mark Foley, Jim West, Tucker Carlson.

Marcus Bachmann, Ken Mehlman, Ed Schrock.

Charlie Crist, Philip Hinkle, Paul Babeu.

Larry Craig, Mark Kirk, Jeffrey Nielsen.

Roberto Arango, Chris Myers, Andy Gipson.

Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy.

Jim McGreevey, Greg Davis, Aaron Schock.

These are just a handful of the closeted homos

who maintained staunch Republicanism

on all things anti-gay in their positions as

senators, congressmen, governors, and so on.

(Yeah, a few were outed or came out,

which doesn't erase the abuses. It's so

pathetic and disgusting that it would be

darkly humorous...if not for all the bans and limits

on rights, the cutting of funds, the promotion

of hate and bias and myth, the questioning

of our humanity, and the delivering of contempt

and hostility.)

The sex industry (legal and otherwise) in Tampa

is getting a big boost this week, thanks to all

the extra dough that wealthy, closeted, sell-out

queers in the Republican party will be spending

locally while ostensibly down there for the RNC.

Yes, Isaac isn't the only thang blowing into town, hon.

Break our balls in the evening for the cameras,

get sucked off by young boys in the wee hours.

America; you gotta love it.

It's a sickness within the Republican party, this

duplicitous, dualistic, repression and phonyness.

And of course the straight boys in the GOP are

cool with 'it' as long as you keep completely mum and

successfully convince the public that your marriage

isn't a sham. And have enough money for pay-offs.

I wonder how much the RNC paid off TPD and the

Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department to keep

the lid on all their Down-Low adventures this week?

How many favors will be owed to the City of Tampa to

sweep would-be arrests under the rug?
To keep the normally active undercover Tampa cops from

performing pick-ups or stings or entrapment?

Hell, this year's Republican rush for the nomination

seemed like a casting call for an all-gay movie;

Perry, Romney, Santorum?
Please!

Y'all definitely protest too much.

It definitely takes one to know one,

and no matter how much smoke and mirrors you use,

you all have the Mark of the Fag.

And Miss Ryan looks to be the biggest 'Mo of all.

I understand that self-hate is a powerful thing,

but if these tired queens would put the energy

and power that they put into finding and sucking cock,

into living their life well, it'd all be good.

(Cuz there's no secret to hide if you're only

thinking about doing something, right?! Mmm-hmnnn.)

Happy "Subversion of All Things Right and True"

at your little Hate-Fest and Masquerade Ball

this week. You're only fooling yourselves.

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Tampons, Get Ready For A Blood Bath!

A big empathetic shout-out to all my old Tampa buddies;
my beloved hometown is preparing for an unnatural disaster
worse than any hurricane.

The Republican National Convention is preparing to ascend
from the pits of Hell and take over the city.

Just imagine the likes of Nimrod nitwits like Pat Robertson,
Pat Buchanan, Mitt Romney, Ann Coulter, Bryan Fischer,
and Sarah Palin all in one place (though she's bowed out!)...
and thousands upon thousands of their jackbooted thugs in tow.

Florida has a pretty crazy political history anyway, what with
electing Numb Nuts like (Jeb) Bush, Crist, and that current
Shit-Fuck, Rick Scott! And let's not even get started on the
2000 Presidentials.

Hey, by the way...did you know that Mac Dill AFB in Tampa
is Central Command, meaning a hub of extreme importance?
It's a continuous target for air strikes and nuclear weapons
from any foreign terrorists.

Many will be concerned for personal security in the days to
come, figuring that this many high profile people in one place would
make for an especially delicious target for terrorist activity. But
I can guarantee no harm will come to anyone from outside interests.

Whereas the RNC might be a grand target for a Holocaust-level strike
to take place, it'll never happen.

Foreign terrorists want to destroy our country; allowing the
continued, exuberant, insidious presence and existence of the
Republicans does far more to destroy us from within. It would be
counter-productive to their goals for foreign terrorists to destroy
our home-grown terrorists.

I just hope ol' Tampa Bay can get rid of the stench when they're
gone. This'll make the power plant, the Bay, and the phosphate
mines seem like a rose garden.

So big Props to all; I know my brothers and sisters will have a
formidable presence on all social fronts in protesting the pigs and
the 1% in the week to come.

Be sure and take plenty of private video; the media blackout
will be in full effect. This will be like trying to get footage of
uprisings in Egypt--or the early days of the Occupy Movement--
onto the big news outlets. There's a shit storm of nonsense and
propaganda coming your way....be ready.
For more Real News Coverage, see WMNF

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Storm Warnings

The President

may not be a Saint....

...but we SURE as hell

can't afford  another

White Devil

running things.

If you think things are bad now,

wait til a greasy, lying, money-hungry,

fanatical cultist with no connection to

the little people starts

shoving his religion and repressive

regime 

down everyone's throats.

You ain't seen nothin', yet.

Let's hope we don't.

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