Actions Still Speak Louder Than Words

If you're a Christian--a real and true and devoted
and "Living It" example of Christ--SUPER!


More power to ya.


But I will continue to battle against the demonic
forces of so-called-Christians who have wrapped
themselves up in the term (and basically use it to
say "I'm an asshole but I want to get away with it,
so I'll say Jesus is behind me and I'll be an unstopp-
able juggernaut, doing NONE of the things he
taught or reasoned!")


Write the Rick Perrys of the world; show THEM
your scorn. I did NOT lump the real and the fake
together; THEY do it when they label themselves
believers in Christ, and live in a manner which
disgraces themselves and the ideal of Jesus.

Distance yourself from them, but don't cry to me
about it.

You can't have it both ways.
Thanks, that is all.

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A Week Of Folly

Here's just a partial smattering of all the Republican Fools & Jesters'

Gay Ramblings for the week!

Marcus Bachmann told the New York Times

his first act as First Lady would be to coordinate

a nationwide anti-gay marriage campaign.

Great to see that respect for separation of

church and state in play, you mincing Pillsbury twat.

Mitt Romney discussed his triple-threat anti-gay marriage

plans with the Boston Herald.

He doesn't have any skills beyond hating on Obama and hating on

gays, but he hopes to connect with millions of other Americans

who share such limited requirements of a leader.

Newt Gingrich tells the Des Moines Register that

"people" choose to be gay just like people choose

to be celibate! (Hint, hint!)

He still has no plans to explain why he chooses to

be a cheating, lying, scamming douche.

Rick Santorum attacks Mitt Romney in most recent

GOP debate in girl-fight over which sissy is the most

homophobic vagina.

A Republic mayor from Southaven, Mississippi, who

(naturally) ran on a conservative 'family values' campaign,

was outed when records showed he used taxpayer money

at a gay adult bookstore. If only we had access to the

spending of all closeted queens.

                                      And of course, "Queen Troll of The Pixie-Suckers"

                                                                   award goes to....

                                                     Little Ricky Perry of Tex-ass!

                                   A new book was published revealing still more about
                                                  the revelations that Rick Perry is secretly gay.
                                             "Head Figure Head: The Search for the Hidden Life
                                                    of Rick Perry" was written by Glen Maxxy,
                                                     a former member of the Texas Legislature.

And in city after city, nation-wide,

the unemployed are still jobless,

the homeless population grows,

hunger and poverty are an epidemic,

abused children are still unprotected,

diseases ravage bodies,

and all the actual evils of the world persist.

Gotta love humanity,

and its totally screwed priorities and ignorance.

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Two Can Play at This Game...Suckah!

In a bid to be the next President of the U.S. of A.,  ol'
Ricky Perry has started his campaign in earnest. He may
yet be the next elephant man (the likely Republican
nominee,) as his mind is surely as deformed as the original's
body.)

Perry and fellow nut Bachmann claim they hear voices
(not, but the way, a good sign for political leaders.)
Each say that "God" has spoken to them, instructing
them to run for office.

It's important to note that neither expands on which 'god' has
its hand up their hind quarters. I am here to further explore this.

I have actually been speaking with Yahweh/J.C. his own
self, and he assures me that he has nothing to do with either
Schmuck Extraordinaire.

He states, in fact, that there is NO affiliation between the
heavenly good and either candidate. Suggested was that we
look lower for a point of origin.

Upon inspection of the Dark Lord of Hades, he confirmed
that Rick Perry is in fact his favorite son, sent to spread
discord and dissent amongst the world, paving the way for
Satan to rule.

As a reward for all the bad done in Texas, Lucifer says
that he has sent horrible droughts and raging infernos to
show the world the gifts he intends to set loose on the
populace should he be set free by Perry being ushered
into the White House.

"The flames of discontent will consume you all!" he
chortled.

Pushed about Bachmann, Satan appeared offended and
quipped "Hell no! Even I wouldn't associate with that
crazy bitch!"

The Circus is in Town

Barnum said there was a sucker born every minute, and I counted
at least 8 minutes worth on the TV screen last night!

Thanks to a conservative local business owner, I was able to view
the Faux News pile-up while sitting in air-conditioned comfort at
a fast food restaurant.

First, let's address the elephant NOT in the room; the shameful
inadmission of Fred Karger, another Republican presidential candidate.
We can have Black Republicans and Women Republicans as long
as they're bat shit crazy or stiff enough to screw Minnie Pearl, but
evidently Queer Republicans is still "oh-so-next-century." gag.

Ron Paul tore up some serious ass, as per usual, and showed the
rest of the clowns how it's done (both with moxy and stance.)

Bachmann disappeared for a while; no one noticed since she left
a wooden dummy with a helium-filled balloon attached in her place.
She then answered a question regarding whether or not her
'submissiveness' to her husband (which she has talked of before)
would play a part if she were President. She side-stepped by saying
that she had a good marriage (if closeted beards and repressed
psycho-sexual rage is your bag,) and that, in an alternate reality if
she were to win the nomination, she would still wear the strap-on.

The Obama-bashing was fierce. Our President needed spiritual
forces to keep him safe last night; the demonizing was in full swing.
Did you know that our current President was responsible for all
wars, the deficit problems, state rights being eroded, a series of rapes
on the upper West side, and most acne? I think someone slipped in
global warming too, but I was so awash from all his other crimes I
may have missed it.

When Bush-League was in his stolen office, no one DARED to
disrespect the man because, you know, cowards and opportunists
go with the flow. It's open season on "O" though, and all the lackeys
are puffing out their peacock chests like they're bad mamma-jammers.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

Romney was Romney, which is to say he looked as pretty as he could
and so did his ever changing answers.

Santorum tried to out-pretty him, and for a mo' I thought they might
do a Glee-inspired mash-up of a Babs song and talk of their struggles
to be so very 'real' in this plastic, plastic world. Or maybe they could have
aired their off-camera kiss.

Santorum tried to appeal for anti-Iran sentiment by--hold on to your
valuables, sweet ones--talking about how the Iranians are horrible to
gay people! Wow. Just...wow...the pair on him. (Well, when he's in a
Fox News crowd of paid-attendee Republican supporters and fellow
ne'er-do-wells.) And of course, the 'Anti-Iran" tangents were--with the
exception of Paul--really just "Obama's bad international policy is making
us vulnerable! NRA unite!"

Gingrich; Still alive? Still telling others how to be morally correct
whilst profiteering and living foul? Oh wait....that's what the Reich lives
for.

Huntsman; Billionaire's son. Out of touch; again, business as usual.

Herman Bain; sounds like "McCain"...because if you close their eyes,
you can't tell there's a diff. Another "Business owners know how to run
a country" moron.

Pawlenty. Yawn.

Ron Paul really is the best of what there is here. There is no way he will ever
win any Republican ticket because he is smart, progressive, realistic on
foreign policy, truthful, moral, and direct. Too bad, really.

The Big Cheese Perry, and his Uber-headcheese, Moose Mess, were
around the way/in the way...trying to steal thunder as usual. They'll
have it...deception rules.

Unless Li'l Jeb Bush throws into it by January. Hmmnnnn.....

That might qualify this as Three Ring.