Reich in Front of Your Eyes

Now the truth can be told.

Mitt Romney is not actually interested

in running for the highest office in the land.

Yes, he is in fact signed up, running a

campaign, and is the official Republican pick

for Presidential nominee.

But Smitty is not looking to win.

He was just bored and wanted something to do,

and the chalet in the Alps was so 1987.

The traveling and the closing down businesses

and the spending sprees and the possessions

were so tedious and uninspiring.

So on a lark, he threw his hat in the ring.

And now that the shine is off that, too,

he's just letting himself go.

He's heavy-sweating, losing-his-cool,

not covering his tail, letting it all

hang out LOSIN' IT!

And he's not fit to run an evening

jog, let alone run the damned country!

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"O" Knocks It Outta The Park!

"I didn't set out to 'run Smitty into the ground,' but..
gosh darn it, he makes it so amazingly easy!"

PRESIDENT Obama knocked it out of the park with his
impromptu press conference yesterday.

He deftly laid
out how the Republican position on women's rights is
no more sane than Todd Akin's, even if not quite as
publicly decried.

He questioned, in response to unduly
severe criticism of his campaign ads, why
Mitt Romney has trouble releasing tax documents as
all other presidential candidates have done
(and then quoted Smitty's Daddy to drive the
point home.)

Whoopsie! Well, finally some truth in
advertising, anyway!

Here's the rub;
WHY is it such a big deal?

If you have nothing to hide, prove it by
being transparent!

Obviously Romney is scared of his complete
detachment from the average American being fully exposed.

This is the guy who wants to run the most influential country
in the world, and he refuses to play by the same rules
as everyone else? In order to cover up what one has
to assume at this point is wrong-doing and
corruption?

And, by the by, where are all the rabid dogs like
Rush and Trumpy to demand and go ballistic
in the public eye, calling for truth in advertising,
never satisfied, never relenting?
Oh, right...that was only in regards to blocking
our current President over a birth certificate
red herring.

What are you hiding, Smitty?
And with all this money at your disposal,
should it really take this long to forge old tax documents
and pay off IRS agents to 'legitimize' them?

Sheesh!

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Storm Warnings

The President

may not be a Saint....

...but we SURE as hell

can't afford  another

White Devil

running things.

If you think things are bad now,

wait til a greasy, lying, money-hungry,

fanatical cultist with no connection to

the little people starts

shoving his religion and repressive

regime 

down everyone's throats.

You ain't seen nothin', yet.

Let's hope we don't.

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Explanations Abound

In the spirit of full disclosure and

transparency, Mitt Romney's  campaign

released this photo of how the former

governor was discovered and

groomed for the political arena.

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